Joking about Hokkien

I think Hokkien is very interesting. Slippers are called slippers; guests are called renke; Liveliness is called Noisyre; blindness is called Qingmeng; Tears are called eye excrement, eye excrement; nasal mucus is also called nose excrement, booger; The top floor is called Roof; the catfish is called Tusha; Going to sleep means getting rid of sleepiness; stubbornness is iron teeth;